- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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