- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jellybeans

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Dakota Fanning

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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