What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Im black

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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An Aisian failed a test

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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