Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Reading books

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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