- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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