- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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