Tucker Rivera

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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