- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

That's illegal What? Your mom

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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