How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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whats black and large -me

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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