- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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