- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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