- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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no pun intended

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Cancer.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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