what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Justin Bieber.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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