- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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