- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

in soviet russia, cow milks you

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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