Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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