- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

This is a joke.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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