- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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