How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Nick Cannon

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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