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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Justin Bieber

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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