what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Well, there's one way...

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Anti Joke

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