- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why is the ground wet It rained

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