- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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