- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

* anti-punchline

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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