- Anti Joke

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

a man walked into a bar....

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.