What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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obama

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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