- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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