- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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