People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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