Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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