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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

This sentence is a lie.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

My Boyfriend

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

I once did something.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

KONY 2012

Vagina.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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