Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Justin Bieber.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Latvia isn't a joke

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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