A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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This sentence is a lie.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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no really what are ur names?

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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