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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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