Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

White men's rights

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What is green and is not grass A frogg

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

So FDR walks into a bar.

do you have a wife?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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