- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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