A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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