Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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