How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

when debbie meets downer

Albert <3 Hunter

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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