- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

identical jokes get different votes.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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