- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Cleveland winning something

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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