- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

You're a frog

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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