What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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