Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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