- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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