A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

George Bush.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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