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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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