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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.