what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Women

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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obama

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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when debbie meets downer

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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