knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

i named my son Frodo because he was little

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

My Boyfriend

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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