- Anti Joke

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.