Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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