So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Boys have swag, real men have class

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

thumb_up thumb_down +19

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops