- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Winter

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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