Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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rarw

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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