Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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field day?

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Im batman...suck it losers

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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