- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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