Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Please? No.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Choir.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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