Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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