- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man comes home from work.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

whats the capital of congo famine

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

This is an anti joke

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

im at school

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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