- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Chuck norris

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

willie revilame

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