Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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