Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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#IHateHashtags

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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