- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

it's funny because it's funny

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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