Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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gay people

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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more like nig!

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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whos district champs not JM

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Dislike this.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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