- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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