Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Womens rights

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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