Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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