I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Take wrong turns

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

masturbating on a tarc bus

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

No

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What's big and long? My dick.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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