- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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