Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Justin

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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