- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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