I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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go F*** yourself

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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