- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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