- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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