i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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see ya

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Womens rights

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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