- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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