- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

PICKLES

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

I LIKE TRAINS

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Your mom.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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