- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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