- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Penis.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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