- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Bob Saget that is all

Dogs

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Your Mother

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

one morning i turned on my tv

How high is a Chinaman

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

adam hodgson !

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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