- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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