If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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CAS

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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