Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Your face is hilarious.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Pianos.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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