What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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I shot a bitch.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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