- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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