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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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