- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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