What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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i like it in the mouth

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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i dont fisish anythi

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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