How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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