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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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