Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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