- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Weed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Whats green? The color green.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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