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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

homosexuals are gay

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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