Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Terraria

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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