- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Bags of delicious poop.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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