- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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