- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

woman's lacrosse

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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