- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

My love life

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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