- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

roses are red, violets are violet.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A dog was barking at a tree

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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