- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Jayden Eccles

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

So a baby seal walks into a club

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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