Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

You all have Aids

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Caroline Kelly.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Rick Santorum 2012

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

A midget walked under a bar.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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