What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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