You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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