- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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