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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

A midget walked under a bar.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.