- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Obama.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What's two plus two? Window

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

darude- sandstorm

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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