- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A man did not like this site

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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