- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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