- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Fart

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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