- Anti Joke

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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