- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Me Neither.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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