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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Cancer.

A young baby died.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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