- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Rick Santorum 2012

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??