- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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