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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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