- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miscarriages.

whats black and strange a paki

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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