Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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