Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Whats green? The color green.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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