- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

a. why? b. because

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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