I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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David Cameron

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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