Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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