have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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watch a i d s left

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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