A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Stop procrastinating.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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