- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What do u call a cripple Biv

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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