- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Chris Bosh's neck

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.