Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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8=> >->-o

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Your mom.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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