- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Sex vagina. lol.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

He--Hey guys

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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