- Anti Joke

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

God. God.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS