- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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