How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What do you call your mom? Mom

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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