- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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