A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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