- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

what's red and horny a red unicorn

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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