- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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