- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Bags of delicious poop.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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